Last pack of smokes

This is my last pack of smokes

My last bag of dope

Hell I even think I drank my last beer

Now I'm gonna put myself up on the wagon just to see how far I can get

I promise it will be a little farther than last time, honey don't you leave me yet

I know I said I was done, I know I said I was through

But I just don't think you truly understand how hard that's gonna be to do

But you said that you were leaving if I did not hear every word that you had to say

Well sit back down here next to me and have you a brewski and maybe you'll decide to stay

Then I promise this will be my

Last pack of smokes

My last bag of dope

Then I'll salute you with my last beer

Now I'm gonna put my self back up on the wagon just like I said I would

But it's not because you told me so, it's because I think I should

In the past I've always prided myself in my punctuality

But I'm damn sure that I'm gonna lose my job due to irresponsibility

Cause I've been late every day this week and I know because my foreman reminds me so

Keep your hard had I'm gonna enjoy my life back and don't you miss me when I go

Out to buy my

Last pack of smokes

My last bag of dope

Then I'll salute you with my last beer

Now I'm gonna put my self back up on the wagon just like I said I would

But it's not because you told me so, it's because I think I should

Well I dried up just like you said but I didn't think I'd had enough

Won’t you calm down baby stop yelling at me, and stop breaking all my stuff

Let’s try us something different and have a conversation before you tell me things are over

Actually, after hearing your mouth all night I can't even stand you when I'm sober

and this could never ever be my

Last pack of smokes

My last bag of dope

I'm gonna head on down the local honky tonk for a cold beer

Cause I feel off the wagon before it got to my stop

Oh, I jumped off the wagon and learned that is was much more fun to walk

Andy Gregg